I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don't care. 😑
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 💩😮
You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous. 🚽
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. (Possibly Paraskevidekatriaphobia)
Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.♂️♂️
You’re impossible to underestimate. 👎
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. e.g. 2 +2 = 5
YOU ARE THE STONE IN THE SHOE OF HUMANITY
Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I'll need bail money, too.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?